Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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