i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
