She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I had to cum in my sink.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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