IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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