so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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