apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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