physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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