Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
