I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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