It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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