The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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