I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
pray to the hookup gods
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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