when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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