its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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