if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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