I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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