White coat. Heels.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize