piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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