He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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