The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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