You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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