ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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