Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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