Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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