great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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