Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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