My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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