My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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