If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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