they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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