i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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