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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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