Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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