Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She's the barista slut.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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