That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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