North Korea, Best Korea!
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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