in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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