Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I wish I only lived at night.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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