dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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