why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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