YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
