I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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