thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
