just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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