Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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