Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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