Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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