well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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