i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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