this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize