I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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