after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
