i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
