yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
