i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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