Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
porn star boner night. come get it.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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